….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”
Honestly wish I was tied up or cuffed to a bed right now with someone’s head between my legs.
If I was rich my closet would be filled with nothing but lingerie and pumps.
Zodiac Nightmare Match Ups
The Zodiac is a great way to find who you are best suited for in a relationship, and it is the best way to find out who to avoid! There are just some signs that don’t work together very well and can cause many problems throughout a relationship. You may attempt to challenge the Zodiac and team up with a potential disaster, but keep in mind what is written in the stars!
Holy shit Aries x Cancer is so true.
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
- Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
- Having to deal with mood swings
- Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
- When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
- Craving food to calm you down
- The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
- Feeling over emotional
- FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!
To eat with your spouse with no bickering or to tear the flesh of men together with your mouths in a display of love?
NAH BRO, TO BE FUCKIN’ DINOSAURS.
Why not all of those at once?